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Where meow-meow? You eat meow-meow?

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There's nothing like a ride on a Chinese train. As soon as you enter the smell of hundreds of smoking, spitting and drinking Chinese people enters your nostrils and your first thought might be to just throw up. Though with the prospects of riding this smoking red dragon for two and a half hours (standing places too - the trains are filled to the brim with people), it's a good idea to start adapting to this place!

And adapting is easy in China. I'm crossing traffic at random, spitting and throwing my dirty napkins and food leftovers on restaurant floors, employing peer pressure to get everyone at the table drunk and even occasionally smoking their disgusting cigarettes now, because it's not like anyone gets a free pass on lung cancer in this coal-mining region.

One thing I found a bit hard to get used to is the thought of eating cat ('mao' in Chinese, as I learned). This morning I went to a place that apparently serves 'Donkey Flire' in a pastry-like bun. Later I went back to the place with my colleague for our favourite pasttime in China, sippin' beers and watching the busy people of this People's Republic going about their daily lives. At one point this guy rides in on a scooter with a kitten in the basket with a rope leash around its neck. He gets off the bike, puts the kitten on the ground and kinda drags it into the restaurant with the cat squealing like a pig.

We've all heard the stories - they eat cats and dogs in China. So we're sitting there and talking about what's going to happen - are they really gonna kill and eat it? A minute later the guy leaves the restaurant with no cat. No more squealing to be heard either.

When we tried to ask the place's fry cook about what happened with the 'meow-meow' - nobody speaks English in this country and we speak about 5 words of Mandarin - he seems rather happy and makes some eating gestures while preparing a single pastry in his oven for himself. The implications seem obvious.

Later, a Chinese colleague from the company assured me they "never eat mao" in China - just 'gao', or dog. I'm not entirely convinced.

Comments

  1. Shorty's Avatar
    That is totally and completely smurfed up and there is no way I could do it.
  2. Formalhaut's Avatar
    At one point this guy rides in on a scooter with a kitten in the basket with a rope leash around its neck. He gets off the bike, puts the kitten on the ground and kinda drags it into the restaurant with the cat squealing like a pig.

    We've all heard the stories - they eat cats and dogs in China. So we're sitting there and talking about what's going to happen - are they really gonna kill and eat it? A minute later the guy leaves the restaurant with no cat. No more squealing to be heard either.


    No. No. No no no no no no no no no no noooooo!!!!!!
  3. noxious.sunshine's Avatar
    There's a taco stand in Florida that serves up Lion meat tacos.
  4. Formalhaut's Avatar
    This blog post, specifically about that poor kitten's murder, is probably going to haunt my sleep. Smurf you Alan, how could you relay a story and be so nonchalant about it!

  5. Jiro's Avatar
    So strange.
  6. kotora's Avatar
    Though it did seem a bit strange that the fry cook went to heat up his oven to prepare a pastry snack just for himself right after the scooter dude left, as of this moment Meow-meow's status still remains unknown - for all we know they took him to the back to feed and pet the kitten. Or not.

    Stay tuned folks! Pictures will follow as soon as the wifi in our apartment is fixed
  7. Formalhaut's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by kotora
    as of this moment Meow-meow's status still remains unknown - for all we know they took him to the back to feed and pet the kitten. Or not.
  8. noxious.sunshine's Avatar
    Or when the Gubment decides to not be so Communist.
  9. Quindiana Jones's Avatar
    They don't typically eat cat, though I'm sure some do.

    Dog is a winter festival delicacy, though. You will notice the number of stray dogs in your city plummet around that time.

    Have you seen a pig carcass on the back of a dirty scooter yet? They have great H&S in China. xD
  10. Motdrafin's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
    There's a taco stand in Florida that serves up Lion meat tacos.
    I believe they also serve camel meat...