Hollycat

All the food in my house is milk and eggs.

I shall become the greater of myself.

Poptarts have abandoned me, and they took the dog when they left.

I started getting mail addressed to Huj Wenkr.

Except for work and shopping, I rarely leave my room.

My treadmill is breaking from overuse.

Loony BoB Penetrated EoFF today. No one can stop his rampage. If you are reading this in the future, learn from our mistakes, don't let BoB eat his veggies. He grows up too strong.

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