ToriJ Video Game Reviews

And that pain's name is Ninja Gaiden.

I've been playing this game all day and I still haven't complete the first level. I'll get as far as the nunchuck man, who can grab me yet I can't grab him, and then be violated like a man who just dropped the soap in a prison shower. In classic Ninja Gaiden fashion there are no continues and I'm guessing I can only save in-between stages or something. It's only the first day so we'll see how the week goes but if this persists this is going to be the shortest review in gaming history.