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To plume up my will in double knavery

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

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Citizen Bleys
, 03-05-2014 at 03:53 PM (1762 Views)
I'm even stupid in my own dreams. I ruined what should have been a totally erotic dream with my own stupidity.

I was a 16th century Earl and this super-hot peasant girl came to my manor to beseech my protection, and I was too smurfing stupid to capitalise on the situation.

Seriously, she was sending out signals left right and center. All the sidelong glances, fiddling with her hair when she talked to me, saying that she'd do anything for protection. Anybody would have tumbled her, but not me, I was too smurfing moralistic.

Even my butler was saying "I'faith, m'lord, thou should'st most assuredly hit that." and I was all "Firk off, Chumley, thou'rt an asshole."

I was pissed when I woke up. I could have done whatever I wanted and harmed nobody. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I would have made a crap medieval English lord and probably died a bachelor (not even in battle, rather of dysentery) in the Wars of the Roses and had all of my lands given to my worst enemy by Edward IV.
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  1. Lone Wolf Leonhart's Avatar
    Sounds legit.

    I wish I had a dream like that. Except, y'know, with the good ending.
  2. Citizen Bleys's Avatar
    SO DO I.
  3. Pike's Avatar
    Oh god.
  4. Madame Adequate's Avatar
    CK2.txt
  5. Hollycat's Avatar
    The price of Paragon.
  6. Mercen-X's Avatar
    ... where you fail, I on nightly basis succeed. Although I've never time-traveled anywhere. That's just weird. Do you larp?
  7. kotora's Avatar
    I had this happen to me irl with a really cute girl. I didn't learn much from the experience seeing how I got even more self-sabotaging since then
  8. black orb's Avatar
    >>> This happens to me all the time, in fact im more stupid in my dreams than in reality..
  9. Citizen Bleys's Avatar
    @kotora: When did you become a 16th century lord?

    Also, if it happened in real life, it's called being respectful and it's a good thing. What sucked for me is I could have done as I pleased and harmed nobody
  10. Fynn's Avatar
    But you were respectful even though no one expected it of you. I say bravo to you, sir
  11. Slothy's Avatar
    I say he was a dream chump Fynn.

    God knows that on those rare occasions that I have lucid dreams, I take advantage.
  12. Fynn's Avatar
    How crude