They call me Proto.

So, tomorrow I'm having surgery. Well, just an operation to fix my arm apparently. So, starting on midnight (which already passed) I don't eat or drink anything, because I'm going under anaesthesia! Yay! I'm going to end up like that one kid, David. "Is this real life?" "What's happening to me?!" "I've got five fingers..."

Oh yeah. Sounds like fun. Second time this year too!