Shlup

I think I'm just gonna go on a cocaine binge. I have a pretty good savings; I think I could run wild for a pretty long time before I run dry. BJ's gonna be tough to work around--he's diligent--but if I do enough cocaine I won't care anyway, right?

My friend said that they sell cocaine in, like, a lozenge in South America. I'll bet I could get that online. I'm not really into the thought of snorting powder up my nose, you see. Especially not through money. Money is covered in bacteria, and snorting it would put all that bacteria right up into, like, membranes or some . Horrible.

The problem is, I don't know what I'll do while on my binge. Maybe I'll just OD and foam at the mouth for awhile. That sounds productive. And sensual. Maybe I'll write a novel. It won't make sense, but it'll become a cult hit and the film adaptation will be an instant cult classic.

I'll spend a lot of time at Disneyland. For sure.

Maybe I should lay off the hot cocoa for awhile.