To plume up my will in double knavery

What year is it? Because I just passed a video rental store and now I'm concerned that I may have fallen into a time vortex without noticing.

I also got off work early today, the probability of which has been a running joke at work pretty much since Ted Rogers died. (As in: it doesn't happen anymore, and hasn't happened since Ted's day.)

With all of my extra leisure time, I decided to have an aimless walk around town. That's when I saw the video store.

Perhaps more perplexing is that I've been walking in the city in the Maritimes for over an hour and this is the first Tim Horton's I've seen. And the first thing I heard when I walked in was a conversation about kilts. I have only seen one other person in Moncton wearing a kilt in the last 12 years. But I wear them.