Shlup

To all of you who neglected to even nominate me for "Most Likely to Limit Break a Post," you can go right ahead and suck some part of male genitals that I may or may not have.

Also, I have no idea what's going on with this EoFF gang war thing. There's a whole thread about it in the staff forum and I'm like a secret police or some tit and I feel like I've walked into a colony of gremlins. If I'm police does that mean I can brutalize ban people at will? I mean more people than usual.

I've been spending a lot of time in my craft studio this week. I ordered a titton of jewelry-making supplies and have been designing masterpieces for your body. Because I love things and stuff. Allow me to show off some photographs of the first few I did, as taken from my cellular telephone:

This one is for those who love to bake. Or those who like to appear that they do. Either way.


This one is called "The Dinglehopper." If you don't get it then smurf off.


This one is inspired by Princess Tiana, of The Princess and the Frog. The flower and leaf are reminiscent of her bayou wedding gown. The second tier has a firefly representing Ray (who is, duh, a firefly), a measuring spoon because Tiana cooks or something, and a pearl because pearls are pretty and ladylike.


I'm working on a series of two-tiered necklaces like Tiana's for each Disney princess, and one for Alice. And another series of single-chain necklaces for each. And I made a bunch of rings. And I have like four kinds of strawberry jewelry things. I am a bored housewife no longer, for I am a designer! ~flourish~

Also, the highest rated thing I've ever posted on Reddit is "Meh, it's your own poop." I can't decide how I feel about that.