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Homeless Mcdonians with coffee cups who stare at my rear as I clean tables

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So this homeless guy moved into the Mcdonalds lobby where I work. He's not messy or anything, but he does smell a bit, and when he first came in he bought a coffee cup and has probably had 30 something free refills. Every time I walk throught the lobby, he switches tables as if switching tables will make me not notice him, and he stares at me while I am cleaning the lobby, like he is eye raping me or something. So, I was wondering, how do you get rid of a hobo? Also, he never opens his bag, but this lump in it moves every few minutes, I think he may have a cat in his bag. I hope he lets it out. :goomba:
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  1. demondude's Avatar
    Help a guy in need out and sneak him some fries imo! :monster:
  2. rubah's Avatar
    ignore him, you aren't paid to be hateful
  3. Psychotic's Avatar
    Find out the location of a local homeless shelter and point him in the right direction.
  4. sharkythesharkdogg's Avatar
    Shake that money maker, and see if he gives you one of the heads he carries in his bag as a tip.
  5. fire_of_avalon's Avatar
    Get him a job with you.