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The Great Escape

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Shlup
, 09-22-2010 at 10:44 PM (1658 Views)
Over the weekend in Las Vegas, I drank boozes and ate, like, quesadillas and other horrible things. When I got home the bathroom scale said I had gained seven pounds.

So I ate half a jar of fiber gummy chewies.

It's like there's a thunder storm inside of me. And it's kind of awesome.
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  1. Clo's Avatar
    Man, I want to gain seven pounds on quesadillas. I freakin' love quesadillas.

    I'm kinda glad I'm not anywhere near you right now though.
  2. Rye's Avatar
    TOOT TOOT.
  3. Shlup's Avatar
    Hey, it totally worked, so suuuuuuck it.

    Start weight: 149
    Current weight: 142

    I feel so clean. Inside.
  4. NorthernChaosGod's Avatar
    Jesus, Shlup. That's disgusting.

    And kind of hot.
  5. Clo's Avatar
    I just... you... that many pounds? You - It's - Ah. Okay, I'm just gonna leave this thread quietly.
  6. Shlup's Avatar
    And get yourself to the store to pick up a jar of fiber gummies?
  7. Shiny's Avatar
    You know what you do after you again Seven Pounds? You watch a Will Smith movie.
  8. Shlup's Avatar
    Can't I just watch Fresh Prince? Love that show.
  9. Peegee's Avatar
    :D
    142 is a good weight I don't care what the hell Wesley says to you <3