Parkers Poop Paradise

I've been listening to a lot of gangsta rap lately, and it is a constant reminder that I am not participating in any amount of sexual activity.

I did have a drunken one night thing a couple weeks ago, but it was pretty pathetic. I didn't even 'nut' (this is a gangsta rap term). I didn't even take my socks off.

Is there any rap about masturbation

Or celibacy

I don't think I can hear about any more ho's getting their knees dirty for the rock