donger is an infinitely more humorous word for male genitalia than dong
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, 12-11-2011 at 11:25 AM (2668 Views)
I've put some thought into this.
Donger is much more funny than dong. Say it aloud. Let it sort of flow out of your mouth. Slowly. Let it fill your mouth and then drip out.
Johnson is also a humorous word for the male reproductive shaft. It's so American.
A donger decorated with the stars and stripes, perhaps with actual cubic zirconia stars glued to it as is the fashion currently (I tried wikipedia-ing 'Vajazzle' and it suggested Vajszló, a village in Hungary whose article clearly needs expanding), is about the most American thing I can bring my mind to conjure. It is a donger worthy of the name Johnson.
The female of the species are sadly more unfortunate. There are funny names for female genitalia, but they tend to be crude and blunt, having been created by a more sexist male generation, in bars and work places and wars at that point in time not frequented by women. They are funny, but in a grotesque, wincing way.
The counterpart to these horrible nicknames are usually overly cutesy and shy. They are created by mothers answering their young daughters' questions about the differences between boys and girls. So we get things like flower. Or Foofi. Or Mary (someone I know will not call it anything but Mary. What the Christ?). There's no middle ground. Let's endeavour to change this.