Hollycat

haaha not sure if gusta Epic meme is epic

yea but did you get laid

Third date, Parker. Third date.

Hahahaha, Parker dips on first dates. What a whore. /smug

yea but its a cinema date you should at least get up to the knuckle - my dad, giving me dating advice

The shortest I've ever gone from meeting to smurfing is about 4 minutes. We met at a friend's house, said hi to each other, then randomly started making out. Neither of us is sure who initiated the kiss, but we both think it was the other person. We were tearing clothes off and pretty much ruined our friend's couch. We decided nothing would come of it, and just kept on with our lives. But apparently the fates brought us back together (or the shortage of people in SA who frequent scotch parties) and now we're living together. Small world, huh?

same with my ex, a couple of hours after meeting but only because we had mutual friends and we had to keep it a secret from them for a little while. was one of those weird instant chemistry/desire things that you only usually read about it erotic fanfiction

hahaha not that i read that trout haha

Too little too late Parker.

Lol.