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Shlup
, 09-28-2010 at 09:34 PM (1339 Views)
There was a home invasion robbery in my city this morning. In broad daylight.

This is scary because my city is all of four blocks.

Villa Park is a nice place to live. The average age here is 43, and the homes are all listed for about a million dollars. There ain't no million dollar homes in the surrounding blocks though.

I have a panic button on my side of the bed. ;D
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  1. Rye's Avatar
    Oh my god, Amanda, if that happened here I'd probably literally kill myself in fear. Or at least I would have prior to going on my meds. I dunno how scary it would be now.
  2. Lawr's Avatar
    I read

    This is scary because my city is all of four blocks.
    as

    This is scary because my city is all full of blacks.
    and then I was like

    but once I realized, I was like

    The robber was probably black anyway.

  3. Bunny's Avatar
    Sorry, wrong house. I'll get you next time.
  4. Shlup's Avatar
    The robbers were Meeeeeexicans.
  5. Bunny's Avatar
    Or just a really tan white devil!