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One of these features a cameo from Jiro.

There were three dreams I remembered throughout the night but I can only remember the details of two. The first one was a nightmare and actually kept recurring. A man was dismembering this woman alive. He started off small with hands and parts of her arm, but I remember him somehow removing the right half of her torso while she ways lying prostrate. He left her spine intact and her ribs too, so I remember her skin and muscles sliding off to the right.

I woke up then and flipped out and tossed and turned some, then launched into the second dream I can't really remember. I know it was really dark and there were a lot of people in suits. I was one of them. We were walking through the rooms in this big house and one of them I walked into featured, you guessed it, the slice and dice couple. This time the woman's left half was in pieces, but she still had everything except maybe her foot from the waist down. She turned her head and stared at me. So did the dude dismembering her. And they kept staring as I walked through the room and out the door on the otherside.

The two most smurfed up things about this dream are 1) she never made a sound the whole time and 2) looked a lot like the comedienne Luenell.

Yeah. Interpret that trout.

The third dream I remember fairly well "I" woke up in a dark, stone cell. I got up and poked around until I found a window. Somehow I knew I was way up high, even though when I looked out the window all I could see was a stone wall and an enormous, rapid manmade river flowing through a stone channel about a foot below my window.

So I hopped in and hit a bunch of rocks but ended up on the roof of the prison or whatever. Then I started having memories. I was at a high school play with ballerinas because I was working on an article...

You see, I was Jiro.

So I jump off the roof of the prison and run to this house. I realize I'm in Texas and I'm an exchange student living with Mitt Romney's family. And Mitt Romney wants to turn me back in (I still have no idea what I'd done) but his wife didn't.

Then I woke up.

The end.
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  1. sharkythesharkdogg's Avatar
  2. Freya's Avatar
    o.o What. the. hell.
  3. Jiro's Avatar
    At first I thought my cameo was being the crazy dismembering fella. Somewhat strange in that I dreamt I was awesome last night so I was obviously MegaPow.
  4. Tigmafuzz's Avatar
  5. Shaibana's Avatar
    Lol thats weird..
    1 once woke and saw that i still had 20 min before the alarm... so i went back to sleep again.
    i was sort of sleeping half and when i woke up again i had 20 minutes on the clock again :S
    i went back sleeping again, woke up... still 20 minutes..

    so i dreamed that i was dreaming while dreaming that i was half asleep.
    Dreamception xD .. longest 20 min of my life
  6. Jiro's Avatar
    Last night foa was in my dream and she saved my life.