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c) Try to figure out how to repeat this scenario with various other pundits

Can't I do both? I wanna do both right now, actually.

Clo: yeah, some of the highest-rated comments in the original article involve throwing the rest of the media elite overboard.

Shlup: sure, just buy a yacht!

Weasley, why is this your blog entry and not the article I shared with you? You do know you cause me to ask two consecutive questions when you do things like this, yes?

Is the wine the life preserver? Because if I drink it, I would not trust myself with swimming in shark-infested waters and thus preserve my life. The justification sounds bad at first, but that is because you have not had a bottle of wine as well.

Because I closed the window after you left as I was watching the new House episode, and then I was too lazy and tired to find the link again!

Ugh, you should indulge in earlier Hugh Laurie material, perhaps A Bit of Fry and Laurie? Blackadder II? Jeeves and Wooster? Good stuff, all of it.

The link, sir: A Graphic Guide to Facebook Portraits | Fast Company

The truly heroic thing to do would be to drink the bottle of wine as fast as you could then cork it back up and use that as an extra life preserver!

That might make you a hero for those two blowhards, but not a hero for the rest of the country.

I wasn't aware life preservers protected you from sharks anyway; unless I'm confused as to what a life preserver actually is.

A life preserver is not protection from sharks, but it can help remove you from the water before sharks notice you.

Given it's my Yacht, I imagine I'd be smart enough to go to international waters, where I would film it to watch over and over again.

Then, before I die, post the video on Youtube with as many different accounts as possible, and send it to as many you-tubers as possible.

I throw myself overboard for 1) being the captain of a smurfing yacht 2) inviting those two douchebags.