balloon

Sounds good. What happens if you eat 2? Don't leave us hanging here.

Your dick falls off. True story.

Doesn't this belong in the Writer's Corner?

Why would a product warning label be suitable for Writer's Corner?

I love you Balloon <3

Oh, balloon, the things you say.

T̸̬̟̥̱̯͆ͥͬ͜h͒̎̈͆̅̽҉̵̴̺͙ę̛̼̯̻ͪ̎̓̋ͨ̚͞ ̢̣̯̻͓̩̌ͧͭ͜h̪̰̪̮̬̫̲͎͑̆̈́̈́̔̄͡ͅo̙̗͍ͧ̒͋̿͗t̟̼̬̩̦̿̃̋̀ͅd͓̞̖̫̙͖ͯ̉̅̊͑̊͑͟͞ó͉̪̗͎̮̹ͧ̚g̛̝͇͓̀ͩ̎̾ ̷̬̪͉͖͖̭̟̿͊͊͒ͫ̎͜͜o̶̢͚̺̼͙̠̝̯͂̽̉́̋f̛̺̺̞̰̓̽̎̽͛ ͣ̕͏̘̦͚̝̳̮d̸͉̭̺͎̥̲͂̄ͨ͛ͦͭ̃̓ͅo̠̭̦ͪ̅̎͊̓oͧͣ͋̀ͨ̀ͅm͕̳̤̗͈̂̂̎ͥ ̢̱̟͚͊ͮ̍̐͒͒ì̵̶̪͇̱ͭ͊̌͑̑͞s̛̹͍̀ͫ́̉̓ ͋͞͏͔̩s̶̜̰̎͡ȩ̧͖̲̞̹̲̖͖͉̐̈́͢a̮͙͕ͤ͑̉̅̀͡r͈͍̦̥͙͋̿̑̏̔̎cͨ̓̃̃ͤ͆͟҉͔͎̞h̷͓̪̼̘͋̿͆̌̉i̸͙̫͕ͪ͋͂̊͑̉ͣ̕ṅ̲̤̱̺̦̣̟̖̇ͫ̓̒̈́gͭ ̸̡͍̭͛̌̇͋̿ͪ͟ ̰̥̪͍̤͇̐̂͑ͤ͑̕ͅf̢̛̠̭̱̟͍ͣͧͤ͐ͣͬo̡̡̹̙̱̦ͩͫ͗ͫ̚r̴͇̬̜͉͙̤͖͕̈̉̋͐ͭ̔̇́ ̸͖̬̘̘̭ͪ̈́͒ͤ̐͜ͅý̯͖̲͖̗̫͙͙͋́ͥ͟o̴̯͕͖͚̙̒̅̾̊̄ṵ̵͇̹̲͇̪̲ͫ̔̿
̘̟̯̣͔̬͙ͭ̔͊ͮ͒̈̉͊͢͞ẗ̶̶̴̹͇̼̹̪͕͚́͂̿̾̓o̘̬̦̭͉̞̽ͅͅ ̼̱̤͚̩͋̃̑̉̉̈̂͜b̴̗́ͭ̆̍ͩ͘r̰̥̮̱͕̯̙̂͛̅͑͋͆͠i̡͇͎̫̽̆̌̔ͮ̈ͅṅ̢̲̞̗̦̲͆ͯ̓͋͐́̚g͇̜̘͖̤̭͉̯̅͜ ̳̫̹̥̳͖͉͈̐̈̑̓ͥ̎t̫̝̥̟̑ͦ̍̉̽͠hͥ̍̌̀̚҉͖̲̦̬͕̯e̥͉̅̋̈̌͋ ̞͈̩̼̳͓̠̍ͥ̐̅ͦͦͬ̏̿f̨͖͓̬̩̖̏͆̋̿̔͑̃̅ͧä̧̭̣͕͙̦̹̗̮̀̔̓́ͅt͍̹͉͙͕̩̱̃ͧ͋̀ͅt̵̛̞̪͉̼̅̊̕ý̭̬̥͗ ̘͚̦̰ͩ̄̃ͦ̑̋̃́͢͡ḑ̜̮͔͖̝͕̗̙ͨ̌ͮ̀͊̃ͫ́̚͡e̟̯͍̥͂͆̇ͫ͒͛ǎ̶̗̣̙͇̫̤͇͆ͫͪ̊ͦͣ͝ͅṫ̫̯̯̞̟̰̰̟̄̓̚ͅḧ̡̼̰̮̯̞͔̖́ͫ̿ ̸̮̥̥͓̙ͣ̇ͭͪ̎ͭ͛̐͋͡t̵͈̟͚͕̗̼̦̣̀̑ͬͣͭͨ͠ő̯̜̬̟̻̪̠̖ͭ̒ͭ̐͘͟ ̧̜͙̿̆̒̾ͮ͐̑ͥ̈́ỳ̱̻̮̞̼̦̺̣̖͊ͣ̎̃͛ͭ̌ͧ͞o͎̟̤͔ͨͧ̃͊̃̋͗̂ṵ̸̱̺̫̰̯̠̬͑̏̃ͩ̓̄ͬ̌͘r̄͑́͛҉̦̤̝͓̣̲ ͈̜̗͓͎ͫͬͣ̂͊̒̋ͧͭ̕͢͡h̸̷̛̭̻͋̆ͬ̚o̶̶͚̽ͯ̑͡m̝͉̱̮̩͔̜͖͒̋ͤ̐ͫ͌͡e͖͍͎̮͔͉ͦ̍̈ ̛̼̘̪̘̜̟͙̎̔ͭ͑͠q̔̋͏̹́u̸͉̖̮ͭ̅ͧ̀͜i̶̢͙̖̍̚t̨̺͚̩̣͎̤̰̽ͣͬ̓̐̎̇̽̀e̦͙̮͔̫͍ͤͯ̃̽͞ ̹̺̼̻̺̦̈̍͒ͣ̕s̴̴̥̫̣ͭ́ͮõ̙̲̦͔̻̒̓o͉̬̳̦͙͎̱̐ͤͫ́n̫̜̗͉̟̫ͮ
̭̯͖̠́ͬ̀ͅf̧͔̟̗̄͑͂̃ͫ̐̏͒͒͡ê̻͖͖ͧ͛̀a̸̜͈͍̜̽͗̇͘͠ȓ̡̧͔̣͖͚̞͍͚̘͎̋̉͝ ͖͓̼͇̬̺͉͚͌͗ͨ̆ͧ̾m̨̢͖͎̰͍̙ͯ͒̅͐̽͡ŷ͈̮̰̜̬̦͓̙͒̾̿͒̔̈́ͣ ̣̼͈̅͝͠w̵̢̥͍̎ͨ͆̔oͣͥ͌ͨ̔͋͗͏҉̱͙̘̹͚ͅr̵̜͔̠͉̅̐ͅd͖̥̱ͦͪs̢͍̗ͪ̋̾̃ͣ̈̀͘ ͔̻̥͚͕͖̗̔̑̓̎͘͟͡ͅd͗ͩͭ҉̥͕͡ḛ̴̝͓̦̫̤̹ͩͬͅȧ̸ͤ̆ͬͨ̂͛ͯ͒͘͏̺͇͔r͉̘̩͍̼̣̺̆͢ ̧͌ͨ͏̨͇̫͙͔̯ͅc̵̡͓͎̺̺̫̮ͥͯ̅ḩ͍ͥ̎̽ï̛͍̬̮̣͈̮̌ͫ͐́ͥͥ̂l̸̝̻͙̱̺͖̗̮ͥ̽ͤͩͭͦ̓͘d̻͕͙̲ͭ̋̑́̍̓̕͟͝,͙̟͈̺̙̣̃̈́ͨ͐͢ ̡̈́̑̓̄͏̛͖͇̭͙̥̝f͔̳̦͙̩͈̯̘̽̍͋̓̀ͅõ̖͉̖̹̫̀̉͐̓̊ͅr̿ͤ͊̉͊͏̳͖̫ ̨̳̼̖͑ͣ͋ͧͪ̀͢y̙̳͓̙̻̱̤̞͆̀ͪ͌́ͦͬ́̀ó̘̪͔̖̺͍͖͉̱ͪͦͫ̐̇̂͗́u̝̰̬̟̍̾͊͑̿̑̈͟ ͓̩̱̟͖ͫͦͩ̓̾ͭ̈̒͡s̭̫̼̓̀ë̬̼̙͙̪̪́̎ͫ̂ͥ́̕͞ḛ͈̞̳̼̥͕̗̏ͧ̋ͦ͗̄̓̃̂
͗̾̊͊̐̓̀̄̚͢͏̳̣͉̱̹I̗̼͌̃ͮ̄ͯͩ͌̚͞ ̵͉̟̦̰̟̬̦̠̌̉͌ͫ̎͂̐̚͟a̯̺̼̭̳̩͇̓͛̀̅ͯͨͨ̽͂͢m̉̇̒̔̽ͯ҉̢̻͍͚̜͚̞͍ ̧̤̦̮̥̮̰̉̋͑͊͑ͨ͆̒̏͜Z̢ͥͤ̀͗͑҉̶͕̹̮̘͖̖a̦̖̟͚͇͗͒͘͝ľ̡̟̦͕̽͌̌ͥ̓ģ̴ͤ̈́̏ͭͦ̑́̄̈҉̰̼͍͖̤̪̯o͓̠̦̱͗ͩ̌ ̸̜̲͚͇̈́a̜̻̣̗̮͈͈̳͐̒̚͡ǹ̇͒̕҉̶̥̺͖d̸̺̱͍͈͉̲̜̰̈́͑̅̆̋̎͒ ̴̧̙̣͇̿ͦͯͨͫ̾͊ͭ͡Z͓͎̻͍͍͎ͮͩͪ̈́ͨ̓͘͝aͭ̒ͅĺ͉͠g̶͕͇̩̻̣̽̎͒̃ͮ̈́ͣ̾͆͟o̲̜̤̰͓̬̿͆̅̐ͧ̚͝ ͛̌̈͏̦͉͈̤̤̗͢iͭ̒͟͏͈̱̲ş̲̓ͨ̅͗̔͋̎͐ͦ ͬ̐̑̃̔͏̣m̶̭͖͈͉͓͚͛̌̈́̒͆ͬͩ̎ẽ̦̖̙̟̝̟̣͎͑̏ͮ͛̀̚̕͡ͅ