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you'll be curdled as smurf and covered in rotten abscesses and smurfed up hellish mounds of zits and just slathered in mucoid grease and spitting up tar and following along to third eye blind in stifled wet garbles through suffocated gaps as your organs coalesce into gelatin and you slip away, the maimed form of a smile coiling within a blistered cortex

Updated 06-16-2012 at 12:39 PM by balloon

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  1. Psychotic's Avatar
    Sounds good. What happens if you eat 2? Don't leave us hanging here.
  2. Slothy's Avatar
    Your dick falls off. True story.
  3. Jiro's Avatar
    Doesn't this belong in the Writer's Corner?
  4. Slothy's Avatar
    Why would a product warning label be suitable for Writer's Corner?
  5. Sylvie's Avatar
    I love you Balloon <3
  6. Jinx's Avatar
    Oh, balloon, the things you say.
  7. Hollycat's Avatar
    T̸̬̟̥̱̯͆ͥͬ͜h͒̎̈͆̅̽҉̵̴̺͙ę̛̼̯̻ͪ̎̓̋ͨ̚͞ ̢̣̯̻͓̩̌ͧͭ͜h̪̰̪̮̬̫̲͎͑̆̈́̈́̔̄͡ͅo̙̗͍ͧ̒͋̿͗t̟̼̬̩̦̿̃̋̀ͅd͓̞̖̫̙͖ͯ̉̅̊͑̊͑͟͞ó͉̪̗͎̮̹ͧ̚g̛̝͇͓̀ͩ̎̾ ̷̬̪͉͖͖̭̟̿͊͊͒ͫ̎͜͜o̶̢͚̺̼͙̠̝̯͂̽̉́̋f̛̺̺̞̰̓̽̎̽͛ ͣ̕͏̘̦͚̝̳̮d̸͉̭̺͎̥̲͂̄ͨ͛ͦͭ̃̓ͅo̠̭̦ͪ̅̎͊̓oͧͣ͋̀ͨ̀ͅm͕̳̤̗͈̂̂̎ͥ ̢̱̟͚͊ͮ̍̐͒͒ì̵̶̪͇̱ͭ͊̌͑̑͞s̛̹͍̀ͫ́̉̓ ͋͞͏͔̩s̶̜̰̎͡ȩ̧͖̲̞̹̲̖͖͉̐̈́͢a̮͙͕ͤ͑̉̅̀͡r͈͍̦̥͙͋̿̑̏̔̎cͨ̓̃̃ͤ͆͟҉͔͎̞h̷͓̪̼̘͋̿͆̌̉i̸͙̫͕ͪ͋͂̊͑̉ͣ̕ṅ̲̤̱̺̦̣̟̖̇ͫ̓̒̈́gͭ ̸̡͍̭͛̌̇͋̿ͪ͟ ̰̥̪͍̤͇̐̂͑ͤ͑̕ͅf̢̛̠̭̱̟͍ͣͧͤ͐ͣͬo̡̡̹̙̱̦ͩͫ͗ͫ̚r̴͇̬̜͉͙̤͖͕̈̉̋͐ͭ̔̇́ ̸͖̬̘̘̭ͪ̈́͒ͤ̐͜ͅý̯͖̲͖̗̫͙͙͋́ͥ͟o̴̯͕͖͚̙̒̅̾̊̄ṵ̵͇̹̲͇̪̲ͫ̔̿
    ̘̟̯̣͔̬͙ͭ̔͊ͮ͒̈̉͊͢͞ẗ̶̶̴̹͇̼̹̪͕͚́͂̿̾̓o̘̬̦̭͉̞̽ͅͅ ̼̱̤͚̩͋̃̑̉̉̈̂͜b̴̗́ͭ̆̍ͩ͘r̰̥̮̱͕̯̙̂͛̅͑͋͆͠i̡͇͎̫̽̆̌̔ͮ̈ͅṅ̢̲̞̗̦̲͆ͯ̓͋͐́̚g͇̜̘͖̤̭͉̯̅͜ ̳̫̹̥̳͖͉͈̐̈̑̓ͥ̎t̫̝̥̟̑ͦ̍̉̽͠hͥ̍̌̀̚҉͖̲̦̬͕̯e̥͉̅̋̈̌͋ ̞͈̩̼̳͓̠̍ͥ̐̅ͦͦͬ̏̿f̨͖͓̬̩̖̏͆̋̿̔͑̃̅ͧä̧̭̣͕͙̦̹̗̮̀̔̓́ͅt͍̹͉͙͕̩̱̃ͧ͋̀ͅt̵̛̞̪͉̼̅̊̕ý̭̬̥͗ ̘͚̦̰ͩ̄̃ͦ̑̋̃́͢͡ḑ̜̮͔͖̝͕̗̙ͨ̌ͮ̀͊̃ͫ́̚͡e̟̯͍̥͂͆̇ͫ͒͛ǎ̶̗̣̙͇̫̤͇͆ͫͪ̊ͦͣ͝ͅṫ̫̯̯̞̟̰̰̟̄̓̚ͅḧ̡̼̰̮̯̞͔̖́ͫ̿ ̸̮̥̥͓̙ͣ̇ͭͪ̎ͭ͛̐͋͡t̵͈̟͚͕̗̼̦̣̀̑ͬͣͭͨ͠ő̯̜̬̟̻̪̠̖ͭ̒ͭ̐͘͟ ̧̜͙̿̆̒̾ͮ͐̑ͥ̈́ỳ̱̻̮̞̼̦̺̣̖͊ͣ̎̃͛ͭ̌ͧ͞o͎̟̤͔ͨͧ̃͊̃̋͗̂ṵ̸̱̺̫̰̯̠̬͑̏̃ͩ̓̄ͬ̌͘r̄͑́͛҉̦̤̝͓̣̲ ͈̜̗͓͎ͫͬͣ̂͊̒̋ͧͭ̕͢͡h̸̷̛̭̻͋̆ͬ̚o̶̶͚̽ͯ̑͡m̝͉̱̮̩͔̜͖͒̋ͤ̐ͫ͌͡e͖͍͎̮͔͉ͦ̍̈ ̛̼̘̪̘̜̟͙̎̔ͭ͑͠q̔̋͏̹́u̸͉̖̮ͭ̅ͧ̀͜i̶̢͙̖̍̚t̨̺͚̩̣͎̤̰̽ͣͬ̓̐̎̇̽̀e̦͙̮͔̫͍ͤͯ̃̽͞ ̹̺̼̻̺̦̈̍͒ͣ̕s̴̴̥̫̣ͭ́ͮõ̙̲̦͔̻̒̓o͉̬̳̦͙͎̱̐ͤͫ́n̫̜̗͉̟̫ͮ
    ̭̯͖̠́ͬ̀ͅf̧͔̟̗̄͑͂̃ͫ̐̏͒͒͡ê̻͖͖ͧ͛̀a̸̜͈͍̜̽͗̇͘͠ȓ̡̧͔̣͖͚̞͍͚̘͎̋̉͝ ͖͓̼͇̬̺͉͚͌͗ͨ̆ͧ̾m̨̢͖͎̰͍̙ͯ͒̅͐̽͡ŷ͈̮̰̜̬̦͓̙͒̾̿͒̔̈́ͣ ̣̼͈̅͝͠w̵̢̥͍̎ͨ͆̔oͣͥ͌ͨ̔͋͗͏҉̱͙̘̹͚ͅr̵̜͔̠͉̅̐ͅd͖̥̱ͦͪs̢͍̗ͪ̋̾̃ͣ̈̀͘ ͔̻̥͚͕͖̗̔̑̓̎͘͟͡ͅd͗ͩͭ҉̥͕͡ḛ̴̝͓̦̫̤̹ͩͬͅȧ̸ͤ̆ͬͨ̂͛ͯ͒͘͏̺͇͔r͉̘̩͍̼̣̺̆͢ ̧͌ͨ͏̨͇̫͙͔̯ͅc̵̡͓͎̺̺̫̮ͥͯ̅ḩ͍ͥ̎̽ï̛͍̬̮̣͈̮̌ͫ͐́ͥͥ̂l̸̝̻͙̱̺͖̗̮ͥ̽ͤͩͭͦ̓͘d̻͕͙̲ͭ̋̑́̍̓̕͟͝,͙̟͈̺̙̣̃̈́ͨ͐͢ ̡̈́̑̓̄͏̛͖͇̭͙̥̝f͔̳̦͙̩͈̯̘̽̍͋̓̀ͅõ̖͉̖̹̫̀̉͐̓̊ͅr̿ͤ͊̉͊͏̳͖̫ ̨̳̼̖͑ͣ͋ͧͪ̀͢y̙̳͓̙̻̱̤̞͆̀ͪ͌́ͦͬ́̀ó̘̪͔̖̺͍͖͉̱ͪͦͫ̐̇̂͗́u̝̰̬̟̍̾͊͑̿̑̈͟ ͓̩̱̟͖ͫͦͩ̓̾ͭ̈̒͡s̭̫̼̓̀ë̬̼̙͙̪̪́̎ͫ̂ͥ́̕͞ḛ͈̞̳̼̥͕̗̏ͧ̋ͦ͗̄̓̃̂
    ͗̾̊͊̐̓̀̄̚͢͏̳̣͉̱̹I̗̼͌̃ͮ̄ͯͩ͌̚͞ ̵͉̟̦̰̟̬̦̠̌̉͌ͫ̎͂̐̚͟a̯̺̼̭̳̩͇̓͛̀̅ͯͨͨ̽͂͢m̉̇̒̔̽ͯ҉̢̻͍͚̜͚̞͍ ̧̤̦̮̥̮̰̉̋͑͊͑ͨ͆̒̏͜Z̢ͥͤ̀͗͑҉̶͕̹̮̘͖̖a̦̖̟͚͇͗͒͘͝ľ̡̟̦͕̽͌̌ͥ̓ģ̴ͤ̈́̏ͭͦ̑́̄̈҉̰̼͍͖̤̪̯o͓̠̦̱͗ͩ̌ ̸̜̲͚͇̈́a̜̻̣̗̮͈͈̳͐̒̚͡ǹ̇͒̕҉̶̥̺͖d̸̺̱͍͈͉̲̜̰̈́͑̅̆̋̎͒ ̴̧̙̣͇̿ͦͯͨͫ̾͊ͭ͡Z͓͎̻͍͍͎ͮͩͪ̈́ͨ̓͘͝aͭ̒ͅĺ͉͠g̶͕͇̩̻̣̽̎͒̃ͮ̈́ͣ̾͆͟o̲̜̤̰͓̬̿͆̅̐ͧ̚͝ ͛̌̈͏̦͉͈̤̤̗͢iͭ̒͟͏͈̱̲ş̲̓ͨ̅͗̔͋̎͐ͦ ͬ̐̑̃̔͏̣m̶̭͖͈͉͓͚͛̌̈́̒͆ͬͩ̎ẽ̦̖̙̟̝̟̣͎͑̏ͮ͛̀̚̕͡ͅ