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FunnyJunk vs. The Oatmeal vs. Charles Carreon

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This is an introductory post on the Streisand effect. The Streisand effect occurs when an attempt to censor or otherwise hide information leads only to that information being spread more effectively. This is otherwise known as “the internet.”

Once upon a time, many moons ago, the website comic The Oatmeal noted that another website, FunnyJunk, was hosting a crapload of its content. The Oatmeal then asked FunnyJunk to delete that content, and FJ responded by deleting a small percentage of it. The Oatmeal gave up, and thought that was the end of it.

Just recently, FJ, represented by attorney Charles Carreon, sent a letter to The Oatmeal demanding $20,000 in “damages” or it would file suit for defamation. The alleged defamation was apparently The Oatmeal accurately noting that FJ was stealing its content for hits. The Oatmeal responded with this brilliant post that involved The Oatmeal promising to raise $20,000 only to donate it to a couple of charities, and included this depiction of FJ’s mother trying to have sex with a bear. It also included a number of insults to FJ’s lawyer, Carreon. The Oatmeal went on to raise about $200,000 (a number which is still rising, as far as I know), not one cent of which has gone to FJ.

That’s when things got really interesting. Because, you see, Charles Carreon, having up until this point been merely a mildly humorous stool pigeon of FJ, decided to sue everyone involved. Including the charities.

Carreon makes three claims:
- 1) violations of California’s charity fundraising regulations by The Oatmeal and the charities involved;
- 2) that The Oatmeal violated Carreon’s copyright of his own name because some random person who read about Carreon made a parody Twitter account; and
- 3) that The Oatmeal incited “cybervandalism” because some random person allegedly hacked Carreon’s website after The Oatmeal publicly commented on Carreon’s stupidity.

For a full breakdown of how laughably ridiculous each of these claims are, read Ken White’s breakdown of the complaint. And you really should, because Ken is an amazing legal blogger. Here is just one choice quote from his analysis:

Quote Originally Posted by Popehat
Mr. Carreon goes on to complain that the fake @charles_carreon tweets were "abrasive and provoking" and "engendered negative responses" to him, which is upsetting because he "makes it a habit to engage in tempered speech even on matters of heated debate." Yes, it's totally true, as anyone who has read about this story or met Charles Carreon could attest: interacting with him is clearly a memorable joy, akin to being farted upon by a unicorn, and his actions normally inspire only adulation and the occasional rapturous fainting incident.
For here, it is enough to simply say here that the US First Amendment, which is the best free speech protection in the world, makes his lawsuit absurdly simple.

Let me just add this:

Congratulations to Carreon. Had he just dropped the issue after The Oatmeal laughed at the threatening letter he sent on behalf of FJ, he would have been forgotten in a week. Instead, as Ken pointed out, he “passed from mundane short-term internet notoriety into a sort of legal cartoon-supervillainy.” How ridiculously self-absorbed and douchebaggy does someone have to be in order for him to try to stop money from going to cancer research in retaliation for being publicly (and justifiably) mocked? He has thus made himself a national laughingstock and opened himself up to potential financial liability for a frivolous lawsuit, all because he could not stand that someone had made fun of him on the internet. He now joins the likes of Roy Pearson in learning about the Streisand effect the hard way.

Good riddance.

Updated 06-23-2012 at 10:26 PM by Raistlin

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  1. Psychotic's Avatar
    Yeah I've been keeping an eye on this. I do love his pure Windows 95 letterheads.
  2. Bunny's Avatar
    I prefer Wil Wheaton's assessment of the situation:

    "Paul Christoforo, Jack Thompson, and Charles Carreon are two idiots short of forming the ultimate Douchebag Voltron."
  3. Raistlin's Avatar
    I think Carreon has Christoforo beat. Carreon is the pro version of Christoforo's amateur hour.

    Although Jack Thompson may have been the King Douchebag of his time. Has he done anything at all recently? I don't think I've heard anything about him since he was disbarred (and you have to be a world-record douchebag in order to get disbarred for anything besides stealing/mismanaging client money).
  4. Raistlin's Avatar
    I just remembered, what internet post about the Streisand effect could be complete without reference to Joseph Rakofsky, who basically sued the entire internet for saying mean things about him?

    Long story short: as his first-ever client, he defended a criminal suspect in a murder case (dubious ethics) and proceeded to completely screw the pooch so badly that the judge declared a mistrial when the defendant requested a new attorney (dubious ability). Various mainstream media and blogs accurately reported on the issue, which resulted in Rakofsky suing all of them, including the Washington Post, the American Bar Association, and various legal bloggers. Further mocking commenced.
  5. Jiro's Avatar
    I always get a little kick of out stuff like this. Guy is all butthurt so he tries to bitch and moan and instead just gets smurfed over even more and everybody laughs at him. Only brought it upon himself. Too bad, so sad.
  6. Raistlin's Avatar
    A new example! Ranaan Katz, part owner of the Miami Heat (pro basketball team), decided to sue an unknown blogger over a mildly unflattering photo and a hefty dose of criticism regarding the owner's commercial dealings.

    In the next logical step, Katz sued Google for failing to take the picture down.

    The blogger is represented by Marc Randazza, one of the foremost First Amendment litigators in the country. She's in good hands and will do just fine, especially when Google joins the fight.

    I also learned from Randazza's blog that someone registered censoriousdouchebag to satirize Carreon. Randazza seems to think it's a bad idea, but the site is clearly parody (even labeled as such), and Carreon certainly deserves it.
  7. Jiro's Avatar
    That blog was pretty darn funny. I love the entry about his dick working xD