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Cid's Knight Competition Round Four

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I am quite drunk. Excuse my inevitable typos.

1) Loony BoB has told Psychotic to "shut the smurf up". We don't allow swearing! We also don't allow people to order other people around in such a manner. Loony BoB has been a bad boy. He needs to be punished. What do you do?
Snip the post, then bitch about how CKs can't ban Admins even when the they're blatantly breaking the rules. If I could ban him, I'd give him a short term ban to see if he cools off. Repeat offences would lead to a permanent ban.

2) Pike and I'm My Own MILF were caught having sex in front of the children at her kindergarten. That's disgusting! What do you do?
This doesn't relate to EoFF. Shame on you both, though.

2a) Now the kids are asking what they were doing. What do you tell them?
MILF is smart enough to only smurf someone during class time, so I would ask the kids what they're doing skiving.

3) Wolf Kanno is drunk. Again. He's also posting pornographic pictures of Pike and I'm My Own MILF having sex in front of children into a thread in EoFF. What do you do?
Snip, close thread, archive thread for hilarity. Perma-ban WK.

[QUOTE] 4) Shiny is replying to threads with nothing more than the statement "fire_of_avalon, I forgive you for what you have done. I'm sorry for what I have also done. Let's make up. Will you marry me?" This has nothing to do with the topic of the threads, and she will not stop. What do you do?[QUOTE]

Warn her for silly thread whoring. Ban them both for being lesbians :republican:.

5) Del Murder has set Eyes on Final Fantasy on fire. It's already reached The Lounge, and the smoke is making it hard for Raistlin and Vivi22 to breathe. What do you do?
We cannot lose Vivi. Ensure his survival first, then take a CO2 fire extinguisher (you can't use foam or water on electrical things) and put the fire out. Raistlin is an acceptable casualty.

6) krissy has started a thread demanding that all of Staff step down because "they're a bunch of titty pussy wanking homotwats that couldn't tell a mothersmurfer from a toilet seat if it hit them on the head." What do you do?
Rep the post. Snip it. Warn krissy. Assert my dominance.

7) Rantzien has been constantly entering porn links into the #eoff chatroom. What do you do?
Masturbate, then tell him to stop. If possible, remove him from the chat room.

8) Hypoallergenic Cactuar is humping your leg. What do you do?
Knee him in the jaw and make him sit.

9) Hypoallergenic Cactuar isn't humping your leg. What do you do?
Reminisce.

10) You're unsure of what to do. What do you do?
Ask Rantz, presuming he isn't porning up the place, or BoB, presuming he isn't insulting everyone. If they've been banned, get Big Daddy Del on the scene.

I know it's not funny, but I'm tired and shut up. I'm also dying for a slash.

Comments

  1. Raistlin's Avatar
    This was supposed to go in your private Mog Blog. Don't worry, I didn't read it.
  2. Huckleberry Quin's Avatar
    Drunk.
  3. Shorty's Avatar
    ahahaha he said you were an acceptable casualty, weasley

    I love how one of your tags is "shame."
  4. Huckleberry Quin's Avatar
    The other one is supposed to be "pissed". :/
  5. Jiro's Avatar
    You could have edited it so only Raistlin saw
  6. Huckleberry Quin's Avatar
    You can edit blogs? :o