GAYEST RANT EVER
by
, 10-08-2010 at 06:36 PM (1879 Views)
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
The kids at my school have the style of a Sunday School teacher. It's boring, bland, overly conservative, and largely consiting of only three brands. (Hollister, Aeropostale, and American Eagle.) THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF FASHION. You're supposed to make a statement, if you're going to dress exactly. the. same. then why bother?
I order my clothes online (imported from Japan, France, and England) and go to stores like Express, Banana Republic, and Passport. It's upsetting so very few people are aware of these brands at my school. A GUY CAN WEAR A PEA COAT YOU KNOOOOOW. There is nothing fashionable about your dad's hand-we-down hunting jacket, and I'd rather have sex with Shlup than wear one of those.
Speaking of which, why is everyone so idiotic about homosexuality at my school? I am clearly male. So, why do you ask if I want to be referred to as a she? Oh, and asking if I'm a top or a bottom IS NOT AN ICEBREAKER AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ALREADY YOU ARE STOOPID. Oh, and ladies? I do not want to wear your heels. Ever. And queue for guy-scouting shopping trips is getting ridiculous. I'm honestly considering charging for my services.
Your gay step-cousin is not automatically part of my interests. In fact. just because you're a guy doesn't mean I have the hots for you. And yes, I am a complete queen but not all gay guys are, in fact, queeny guys are a turn off for me. (I'm a sucker (kekeke) for black dreadlocked Bohemians, actually.)
Someday, me and some girl EoFFers are going shopping. (Rod too!)