Thread: A Pretty Princess in Pink. A Dirty Princess in the light.

We all grew up learning the tales of the pretty princesses and their ascensions to royalty. What you may not know is what they did after the stories. Life on the continent of Disney is expensive, very expensive. Many of the stories hide the facts but the truth is that in most cases the various nations of Disney were on the verge of becoming dirt poor during the times of the stories. What changed? How did they become the rich bountiful countries they are today? More importantly, how does the Pretty Princess Party finance their campaign? The truth is something you need to hear. The truth is porn! That's right, porn. After the stories the princesses of Disney are forced into pornography to raise their finances. In many cases underage porn. This isn't hard to prove - any search of the internet can confirm it. Many of these so-called works of art are far too shocking to post on these forums. Is this who we want to lead the forums? Do we want are decision makers and representatives to the internet abound to willing to sell themselves in order to make deals and get votes. Let's hear what you think.

It's true. Most Disney countries to this day haven't even been industrialized yet. I've worked it out with some economic models, and their countries would in no way be able to function if it weren't for these unknown (until now) flows or money.

Ariel's a dirty girl!

Hey we never claimed our morals were GOOD. We just make everything look better than what you do.

Even they admit to their own dirty ways!

Oh my God! And I'm dating one of their members. D:

Originally Posted by thelivingvillain

The truth is porn! That's right, porn. After the stories the princesses of Disney are forced into pornography to raise their finances.

Originally Posted by thelivingvillain

Do we want are decision makers and representatives to the internet abound to willing to sell themselves in order to make deals and get votes. Let's hear what you think.

I'm afraid the effect this is having on me is the exact opposite of what you intended.

Originally Posted by Freya

Hey we never claimed our morals were GOOD. We just make everything look better than what you do.

What kind of example is this to set for the newbies?!

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

This thread seems to imply that there's something wrong with porn.

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>too shocking to post in these forums
>implying we can't do it

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

This thread seems to imply that there's something wrong with porn.

Nothing except that porn stars just aren't fit to lead.

Originally Posted by Julbacca

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

This thread seems to imply that there's something wrong with porn.

Nothing except that porn stars just aren't fit to lead.

19 Pornstars With College Degrees or Higher

I do not see the problem, Imperialist.

I am more horrified the princesses whom are being sold into the pornography industry are being treated as if they are in the wrong, instead of victims. In order to prosper, their countries sold their princesses off for a profit. I do not know who okays such heinous acts, but they are probably as heartless as a certain dumb Wookie and friends.

George W. Bush has a bachelor's degree in history from Yale and an MBA from Harvard Business School.

College degree != leadership capability.

Originally Posted by Ewookie

George W. Bush has a bachelor's degree in history from Yale and an MBA from Harvard Business School.

Degrees != Leadership Quality.

This.

Also, it's wookiee, ass.