Matthew
is a Frocobo
Spam Whore

None of the rest of that stuff is too crazy. Bleys has done worse.

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Wait, join date over TEN years ago?

Wow, longtime no see. Where the hell have you been?

You have the same birthday as me!!1

matthew still doesn't have any usernotes (the ones above are decoys)

I'd say something, but I'm not sure it's worth noting.

So we'll say I said something, it was noted, and all was well in the world.

"Matthew does not currently have any user notes"

Well, he does now.