That man is living a lie.
Who doesn't. Imperial style moustaches are pretty... err... hefty, too.
Russian, then. Rengy likes Russian mustaches. LIKE STALIN'S!
If their special, don't start without me. Pretty much as long their not Hitlers or french.
How do you like your mustaches on men? Long and feathery? Or puny and twirly and French? Or Russianesque? Or small and stubby like Hitler's?
My love goes unthwarted by mustaches. Unless it's on a chick, that'd be gross.
He is actually a very good, kind man. Do not let his mustache thwart your love.
Meat Puppet scares me. Not like he didn't before, just saying.
Punch and kick pregnant women?! You give me spasms.
They have an infection, and it is my job to punch and kick them back into good health.