i agree with Rengori...and the many albino sheep
Originally Posted by I'm sure every English speaking person has said this at least once in their life. Well okay, maybe not Psychotic. Does Psychotic count as a person? I don't think he does. If he doesn't, maybe that one guy at that party has never said this in his life. But that guy was a dick. Playing 'Hey There Delilah' the whole night and making occasional eye contact with girls in the room. It's not that smurfing hard, it's 2 chords and singing! And it's so damn repetitive! I just wanted to rip that guy's head off and drink his blood and throw his brains at someone's car. I'm probably more pissed off at the girls who were like "OMG HE'S SO GOOD AT GUITAR I MUST FELLATE HIM!!1!!!1!!1one!" I want to punch those girls and then hit the guy with a guitar and then just start shredding. Like "smurf YEAH, METAL!!!" and then solo so hard their minds explode out of the back of their heads like in that movie Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. You know, that one scene where JB was fantasizing about him and KG playing on the open mic night in the bar and they were doing a really good and over the top show and he sung that really high note and then that guy in the audience had his mind blown out of his head and then JB was singing "I did not mean~ to blow your mind~" Yeah, that movie kicks ass. You've seen it right? It's not banned in Malaysia was it? Wait, where was I? Hello!
Nomatterugo... nomatterudo... iwilbriteherewaitingforu.
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I see a camel toe.
yeah she does...wench Resha Resha Resha Resha ah ah ah ah ah ahhhh well do ya do ya do ya? ahhhh ah ah ah ah ewwwww
His wife is a kodiak bear. It was a Las Vegas thing.
I'll take his wife thank you. Unless she's ugly.
YOU'RE SACKED... but take my wife with you
No, I'm your perverted plumber. I dwell in your sinkpipe.
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