Resha
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
toothpaste kisses

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR

Songs with multiple orgasms in them are pretty cool I guess.

Have you ever heard roto13-ness talk about Tom Brokaw? It's magnificent.

Have you ever heard Tom Brokaw talk about Kuala Lampur? It's awesome.

Down here. Kuala Lumpur. You know, I made that city. It wouldn’t be outrageous for me to remark how Resha owes me her life.

Down here?

Jesus, radicalism. I need to eat them or else I will be croaking like those frogs down there.

I don’t eat those things because they make my muscles go all funky. Funky in a bad way.

Oh no! Poor poor you.

Me too. It smurfing hurts and I want to kill the bastard phlegm already and there's only so many smurfing STREPSILS I can eat a day