That's cheating imho
I'll take this as an excuse to Log Out.
Damn, you're good. We haven't done that in ages. But it doesn't need that right now. I guess it was some sorta weird cockroach-loving phase. Thank god I'll never have one. hewf: dinner
Yeah, I liked them back then. Why? Because I needed an excuse. I was too lazy to get rid of them. Also, I guess I really am fascinated by some of the things they do, so I let them stay. But then they started to get annoying. So I got the house fumigated.
You sound....eerily...experienced. Almost as if you've done this before. How ODD! :laugh: Could that be the case, Meat Puppet? I thought you liked cockroaches, anyhows. You always berated me for loathing them.
Oh, fire kills cockroaches all right. Matches. You know those little head things they have? They go smurfing nuts. Reep reep reep reep. EEK. sizzle. And so on. They kick you. They kick you and try to put the fire out. Fire kills them all right, but it takes a lot of effort.
That's very true. I read somewhere that nukes can't kill cockroaches. (And I was like, "awgfvwufr smurf demons!") I bet fire could. I have never tried to burn a roach and I never will.
I know you are. I let people like you and Psychotic down with my non-pyomaniaciedaeness! I still think fire has its uses, though. Like for killing everything. It's good at that. Not even nukes can boast that.
Aw I am a pyromaniac. I love fire obsessively. (It had led me into disasters) Like yesterday I was at camp and last night I spent one and a half hours trying to light a damn campfire. But it rained and all the wood was damp. The smoke went into my eyes and it made me cry and it went down my throat haha I'll probably die of lung cancer anyways. i went off-topic. sorry! I have never ever seen any long matches. Maybe Malaysian people don't like long matches. Maybe it offends their sensitivities. I've only seen small normal kitchen matchesish.
Aha! I have some long matches. Slightly longer. Kitchen matches are better. You know, the long ones you can light with you shoe. smurfing Not that I've ever owned any matches but safety matches. I have had extra long matches, though, ones used for lighting barbeques and junk like that. But I'm not a pyromaniac. Not at all! And that's the truth. To be honest, I can be a little scared of fire sometimes (but not as scared as like a turtle of a jaguar).