Resha
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
toothpaste kisses

Yeah, yeah, of course they really speak in Engerlish. They punctuate it wonderfully with "ah"s and "aiyoh"s and "aiyah"s.

edit: they are too slutty to squash all that flesh

Do they really speak English?

EDIT: Christmas is right. Squash them.

SQUASH THEM.

YEAH MAN. YEAH!! Enemy schools. Nah, in Asia we vie with studying skills and all (Mother to son: "You son ah! Must get more A than that boy ah! You no get A ah, you fail family ah!")

EAT THEM.

ENEMY SChools? Do you have knife fights? I remember when I was in high school there was an enemy school called Massey High and they were all Polynesian and they were always killing each other with knives.

That's odd. The only people who call it soccer here are the snotty (slut) kids from enemy schools. They sadden me.

I encountered football in America. BIG STRONG WILD MAN GRABBING A BALL AND KNOCKING INNOCENT FOLKS DOWN.

We call it soccer here, too. I've never encountered the term “football” outside the internet!

FOCCER?