Or small children such as myself.
Cover your eyes, for pantslessness is not for the faint of heart/.
He was wearing a swimming trunk yesterday.
There is a man knocking on my window and I must report he wears no pants today.
I am a broken woman please let me rot and fester >PJ
Whoops. I broke Resha!
ello
That's assuming he breaks your heart. That's just a chance you'll have to take for that eye candy.
Spit in his DNA pool
CALL HIM AND CURSE HIM.