What a pleasant conversation this is!
I HATE it when people dun wipe their buttocks after ting.
I HATE when people swap the only toilet paper roll in the lavatory for a roll of sandpaper.....
What brand of toilet paper? There is a huge difference between say, Charmin and some sand paper like brand you might find in a public restroom.
I have skin like toilet paper.
Pooja has skin like Murali
That they do. Razors are bad for the skin. There are much better ways to make yourself smooth.
RAAAAY-ZOOOORRRRZ SUCK.
Razors make you smooth.
Oh no! Not razors!