Resha
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
toothpaste kisses

BAD IDEA. Remember the old nursery rhyme? I'll freshen your memory:

Water and Corn makes Sally do porn.

Why can she not have both?

On the contrary, I think she wants some corn.

I think Resha wants some water.

Did you see the stylish kids in the riot? Shovelled up like muck, they set the night on fire.

I forgive you.

YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN SINNER!!!!!

There is no Christopher Robin......................... *Somewhere in the deep reaches of space Christopher Robin bends*

No, there is, or was, actually a kid called Christopher Robin.

Christopher Robin is just a myth.