Resha
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
toothpaste kisses

Meat Puppet's 7000th usernote is mine

:frust:


*hint taken*

I tried to go into a gay bar and they scorned me because I wasn't gay. >_< I just wanted to interact! screw them

Scott# hurts little pigs. Steals candy from little kids. Takes compromising photos of trees.

Can someone call the SPCA? UNICEF? I demand the environmentalists come out and ARREST THIS IMBECILE who stole my only moment of glory.

*stabs #* <3 I HAET U SnburguCOT#

Once again I am prompted to remember that glorious day in which I triumphed over Resha by obtaining Meat Puppet's 6000 usernote.

(I am making sure you dont forget you will never live it down, never)

Did someone sneeze on you?

My sister used to run in circles with a broom in her hand and scream "What's the number for 911?"...

True story...

I once phoned up 911 but then I remembered I was British and that they couldn't save me from the scorpion.

you're awful! how many people have died because of you?

NO! It's bad to do so, because apparently in the time they waste on you, they could be saving someone else's life (someone who really needs it) and they have limited resources.

So NEVER PRaNK 911.

Moral of the day, ZING!

no! it's meant to counsel you to NOT commit!

Suicidal maniac: "I WILL KILL MYSELF MWaHaHa!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "No! Don't do it!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"
Suicidal maniac: "I will!"
1-800-SUICIDE: "You MUST NOT!"


[all night long]

no fear, no fear! I have 1800-SUICIDE to count on!