Resha
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
toothpaste kisses

They're not very pleasant to look upon. They look like grandpas.

Oh goddamn those creatures. Staring at me with their beady little eyes and their flab *shudder*

Like a walrus.

Penee-Grow Such things please me. I say; isn't John Travolta old and fat now?

I couldn't believe it when I saw the pictures in a magazine. He must feel so degraded.

It's one of those things that's gross you can't look away from, like a train wreck or John Travolta in Hairspray.

Well I can't do it while you're STARING at me, jeez. :-[

I'll start calling you Kurt Cobain, now grow a penis. DO IT.

She's not cool at all. Not as bad as her mom, maybe, but still not cool.

No please no! We'll call you Francis Cobain instead; she's pretty...coo...oh god no what am I doing.