Resha
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
toothpaste kisses

Arsene Wenger in his dirty white underpants looking through a telescope at Jose Mourinho in the shower.

Assume the position, weakling.

Deep like a puddle?

It's deeper than that.

So... someones intestines... got frozen?
So are they an organ donor?

Oh well done, you've put me off snow completely.

My intestines are repulsed by you, and the villi waggle in mortal fear.

Pooja's intestines spilled out all over the snow.

The Ice People were not amused in the slightest.

I met these guys, and they said they'd be my friends, and I was like 'Hey, cool! I found some friends!' But it turns out they only liked me because I had cool socks.

See the muscle