Resha
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
toothpaste kisses

RESHA HAS DIED OF INTERNAL HAEMORRAGE. PLEASE FORGIVE HER FOR THIS SAD INCIDENT, AND WE APOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVIENIENCES CAUSED AND WE ALSO HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.

Okay!!
Once there were 3 men in a plane. The plane crashed on an island full of cannibals, and the cannibals captured the 3 men.
The cannibal king said : 'We will not eat you if you can complete a task.'
The men agreed, and the cannibal leader said 'I want you to go out and get ten of the same fruit.'
So the men went out and got fruit.
The first man came back with 10 grapes, and the cannibal leader said 'I want you to shove those grapes up your ass and not wince or make a sound. If you can do this, we will not eat you.''
So the man shoved 9 up, but when he got to number 10 he farted and they cut his head off and ate it.
The second man came back with 10 oranges, and the cannibal leader said 'I want you to shove those oranges up your ass and not wince or make a sound. If you can do this, we will not eat you.''
So he got to three oranges, and broke out in tears and they ate him.
Up in heaven, the two men were talking, and the second one was crying.
'Why are you crying? We're in heaven!' Said the first man.
'Because', said the second man, 'I saw the third man coming with pineapples.'

WHAT SAY YOU!?! Fight for me, and I will hold your oath fulfilled. WHAT SAY YOU?!?!!?

EDIT: OH, IWI BEAT ME! Yesh Iwi! I DOOOOO~! TELL ME!

:weep: WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY?!?!?!

Iwi has a joke to tell.

Do you want to hear it?

AHA! So you DO lie!

IT'S A GENRE! ;_______; In this age of porn stars! ;___;

And you asked me if I could play Sexy Music...but I can't?! xD

Oh, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.

Silly Psy. She ate them, did she not?! PANTS EATER! GRRRR!