Old Manus
is obviously in cahoots with the EoFF staff to get their reptuation this high
Mold Anus

A long time ago (yesterday actually)
in a forest not too far away.........

BEAR
WARS

Episode IV
A New Picinic Basket

The Hundred Acre Wood is in turmoil!
Lead by the evil Darth Pooh, they take
small rebel ship into custody. "Where
is the honey!" Pooh exclaims to princess
BooBoo. Meanwhile, at Jellystone Park,
Yogi B. Cavestalker repairs his ship for
a trip to see the wise Master Baloo....
the evil Hundred Acre Empire are hot
his tail...........................

And the other bears have gang wars with you.

You should be an orange bear. Or maybe a purple one.

Sure thing

They should include bears in the forests in the next Grand Theft Auto game.
Not that I would molest these bears.
EDIT: Actually, you should BE a bear in the next Grand Theft Auto game.

Humans are bear-resistant, or so he said. No, he said immune. What a good man he was.

I wouldn't approach a bear like that though.

I approach progress like this

I am going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately.

Watch out! He might hear you!