Old Manus
is obviously in cahoots with the EoFF staff to get their reptuation this high
Mold Anus

It's the oldest manus I've ever seen!

Hmm...that's a pleasant image. Thank you.

VIVAAAAAAA LAS MANUS!

You're glad what?

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Little Manus I haves a present for you that you should stick into your pants right away.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting . . . CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

I think we should do our "lol" thing again.

Yeah, no hiding it anymore shorty!

What's an Old Manus? I guess the 'Old' part of your name compensates for an inferior specific body part located in the pants area.

I'm talking about your legs.

shut up old hag! *throws a beer can at your door*

hey you old fart. stop calling the cops on me for noise complaints!