Old Manus
is obviously in cahoots with the EoFF staff to get their reptuation this high
Mold Anus

Avast!

There is no reason for such a blasphemous thing! D:

Ho! Accusation~
Perhaps I cheated slightly
Plaintiff wins the case

Battle of the brains!
Tit for tit and tat for tat
Snuffleupagus

Just providing truth
Textual admiration
Spoken in haiku

Oh, Manus. How your posts make me smile always and often times I laugh. I appreciate your existence!

Or would, for that matter.

I forgot you existed but then I came back and I was like "Oh, yeah, that guy is kind of cool and I like reading his posts."

hey just to let you know: you're debating necrophilia on the internet

After what happened the last time we spoke, surely not! I do however wish to offer you a place on your dream cruise. The cruise of a lifetime, today.