Dixie
is holding an ORB
Pantstastic

NEW YEAR IS COMING, DO YOU HAVE A WISH?

So I can note note 666 >=)

This is only here

Aww, thnakies Evastio. ^_^

I think you're a really nice person. Even before I started PMing you I knew you're sensitive and considerate. I really like how you managed to keep your childhood innocence. I also like how you are so humble and modest about yourself and how you are an open person. I hope you will always be able to make people happy wherever you go.

Ha ha ha, Hiiii Brenn. ^_^

She.


I wish you a joyous Christmas, so you can stop complaining for once oh dearest Lemo. For Xmas I got you some special gifts I know you'd appreciate dear Lemo.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...e/XMASLEMO.jpg

Enjoy! =D Merry Christmas, but don't use the gift too much, or we won't see you on Christmas; that'd be sad. See ya Lemo.

Dixie Claws doesn't really like Christmas. So every year, on Christmas day, he takes a dump through everyone within a 5 mile radius' letterbox.

One day, however, his ass was caught in the flap, and he was trapped! He stood there for hours, until he heard a scuttling and a ho-hoing on the roof.

"HELLO?" he shouted to the noise.
"HO HO HO! I KNOW THAT BUTTOCK VOICE ANYWHERE!" Boomed a booming voice boomily. Dixie jumped when he saw a red flash in front of his eyes, and a thump on the ground in front of him. When he looked up, he saw none other than....BRIAN BLESSED!
"OOOOH! BRIAN BLESSED! I LOVE YOU" he gasped happily.
"Yes I know. And I often read your letters when I'm lonely at night." Brian grinned cheekily.
"Yey!"
"YEY, INDEED! OH VERY YEY!"

So Dixie Claws never shat through anyone's letterbox ever again, because Brian Blessed had him forever locked in his wardrobe.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU EROTIC LETTER WRITING, UNFORTUNATELY TRAPPED, LETTER BOX CRAPPING PERSON!

i dig your sig and profile pic...interestin...laters....

What would be really great is if Justin Timberlake re-recorded "Cry me a River" with the chorus "die in a river" and new lyrics around that theme, inspired by your angry stick people.