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  1. Remember when you ran away
    And I got on my knees
    And begged you not to leave
    Because I'd go beserk

    Well you left me anyhow
    And then the days got worse and worse
    And now you see I've gone
    Completely out of my mind

    And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
    They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
    In their clean white coats
    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

    You thought it was a joke
    And so you laughed
    You laughed when I said
    That losing you would make me flip my lid

    Right? You know you laughed
    I heard you laugh. You laughed
    You laughed and laughed and then you left
    But now you know I'm utterly mad

    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
    They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
    To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

    I cooked your food
    I cleaned your house
    And this is how you pay me back
    For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
    Ha! Well you just wait
    They'll find you yet and when they do
    They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
    You mangy mutt

    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
    They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
    To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
    In their clean white coats

    And they're coming to take me away
    To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
    And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!

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    Current challenge: Find my socks.
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    Heyhey. No panda smilies :O omg ;_;
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    HELLO MY LITTLE CUCUMBER FRIEND <333333333!!!11ONE!11ELVEN!

    =DDDD
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    Woz not Woz.
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    Why not?
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    ME NO CARE.
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    STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED FRISKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mog:
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    stagnant!
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    WITH ME
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Date of Birth
October 30, 1988 (36)
About Ultima Shadow
Real Name:
Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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The sexiest thing on earth.
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Waka Laka world
Occupation:
Bake me a cake and I will shake, shake and shake!!! ;)
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Enslaving the smexy.
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FFV, FFIV, FFVIII, FFIX... I think. I honestly can't decide.
FFXI Character Name:
I like... have teh overpowered charaorz with 9999999HP and stuff etc!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!
FFXIV Character Name:
I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM
...

At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...


Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"



...but wait! Here comes the funny part:



Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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OHMAHGAWDWHATHEFEWK!?

by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.
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