Ultima Shadow
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Triple Triad Ace

I told you before, use a spoon!

I think my middle finger is sticky.

You SHOT me!!!! I'll never forgive you!

Boom!

BOOM BOOM!

Please, MNiS, and you know any better? Because you wouldn't know truth if someone told you the truth and said it was a lie, thinking you'd know it was a lie, yet they meant it as true and the truth really was a lie, so now you think of the truth as a lie because you can't tell the differnece between lying and truth-telling-ness becuase this person has issues when it comes to telling people the truth, and if they always tell and lie and then tell the truth, that's one terrible lair indeed.

:O_O:
I lost you back at 'you'.

You wouldn't know truth if someone told you the truth and said it was a lie, thinking you'd know it was a lie!
Haha!!!

xD!

That's so awesome... and so true.

Inside the temple proper, Tightass chooses, once again, to pray next to Wakka. They're praying to Lord Ohalland, the blitzball guy, just as a very scantily clad woman emerges from the door above. "A summoner, are you?" she says contemptuously, and approaches Yuna. Yuna introduces herself politely, and the woman says her name is Dona. She's very obviously a bitch. She immediately starts giving Yuna about being High Summoner Braska's daughter, when her first concern should be putting on some pants. I realize that fanboys might like checking out the thong, but I don't, and I'm the recapper. Pants. Now. "All these people are your guardians? My, what a rabble!" Dona snarks. "As I recall, Lord Braska had only two guardians. Quality over quantity, my dear. Whatever were you thinking?" Now, I can see where she would get the idea of low-quality guardians after seeing Tightass, and mistaking him for a guardian, but the bitch needs to step off. Maybe the underwear riding up her buttcrack makes her crabby. Dona says she only needs one guardian, a musclehead named Barthello. Kimahri gets all in Barthello's face, but Yuna steps in. "I only have as many guardians as there are people I can trust. I trust them all with my life. To have so many guardians is a joy, and an honor! Even more so than being my father's daughter. Besides, this is a Final Fantasy game. If there were only three party members total, people would bitch. They already bitch that there are only three party members at a time during battle." She then tells Dona to take a hike, although in the demure, soft-spoken, lead RPG female type of way.

Tightass = Tidus
That = Final Fantasy X recap