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    can you see that man over there with wooden teeth and silver hair
    dont you think he cares? it cuts him deep to feel so many loathing stares
    but its ok and its alright because he'll party on right through the night
    and in the morning he'll forget about today cus it never really mattered much anyway

    that one's for you US
  2. If I'm supposed to be completely serious and honest... then... no, I don't.
    However... if I'm NOT supposed to take that question seriously... then... no, I don't.
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    US, may i ask you yo a question? I will anyways. Do you have analfobia?
  4. I like the NAME "Rasmus", but that's all, Zeldy.

    Actually... I don't like the name "Rasmus" all that much, but since it IS my name, after all, it must rock.
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    Oasis! Ablend of fruits in a refreshingly still drink.
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    The one where Belle molests thelittlemermaid? Yeah, it's cool.
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    Just what is that casrtoon with all the half naked disney chars in it? i want it!!
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    Do you likezzzz The Rasmus?
    DO YOU?
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    Try five. :joey:
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    rub a dub dub, three men a tub ?
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About Ultima Shadow

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October 30, 1988 (36)
About Ultima Shadow
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Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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The sexiest thing on earth.
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Bake me a cake and I will shake, shake and shake!!! ;)
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FFV, FFIV, FFVIII, FFIX... I think. I honestly can't decide.
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I like... have teh overpowered charaorz with 9999999HP and stuff etc!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!
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I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM
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At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...


Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"



...but wait! Here comes the funny part:



Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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OHMAHGAWDWHATHEFEWK!?

by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.
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