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Triple Triad Ace

You're still a beginner though, so I would recommend the orange book

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I will, I will... once you've brought me "the book of censured body parts."

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ZOMFG STAPLES!

OH MY GOD MY MAGIC STICK JUST FELL OFF!

Use a smash attack to defeat Giant Metal Proto!

Giant Metal Proto:

A: Same power and strength as Mario's Forward smash, but much faster.
A>: Like a Falcon Punch, but much faster.
A^: Like Ganondorfs upsmash but faster.
AV: Like Peach's downsmash.

Neutral Air: Like Mewtwo's, but 3 times as powerful and with twice the priority.

Forward Air: BAM! *instans-KO*

Back Air: Same as above.

Up Air: Like Fox's up-air but 3 times as powerful, twice the priority and twice the range.

Down Air: Like Ganon's down-air but 10 times as powerful!!!

ForwardSmash: Like a Warlock Punch but much faster and does 40-50% dammage.

UpSmash: Like a fully charged Ganon's upsmash but wider range and is about as fast as Captain Falcons uncharged upsmash.

DownSmash: Twice the power of Peach's downsmash.

B: Proto Pillar: Proto charges for 1 second and then shoots a large beam that can't be reflected or sheilded that does 999% dammage. It doesn't have any KO power, though.

B>: Just that ace: The words "Just", "that" and "ace" flies across the screen in random directions for 10 seconds, doing 20% dammage each time they hit and has the same KO power as thrown beamswords. The attack charges for 1,5 seconds.

B^: LOL, Proto recovery!: Proto teleports back to the center of the stage, causing a big explosion as he re-appears which does 40-60% dammage depending how close to proto you are and has the same KO power as a bo-omb.

BV: Smelling Ass: Proto farts, creating a big cloud around him for 2 seconds which puts you asleep for 4 seconds at 0% and +1 second for every 25% if you touch it.

Grabs: Too powerful to be used.

Note: You can instant-KO proto at 850-900% with attacks that are just as powerful or more powerful than a Warlock Punch. You can only instant-KO him with normal smashes at 999% if you're lucky.

Proto's a floaty character who's faster than Captain Falcon and jumps higher than Falco.


Yeah... proto's a pretty tough.

I am listening to a song called "Open" right now.

OMG! me too! It goes like this: Du di du di di du di duuuu... di du di du di duuu... etc.

I'm eating a Mexican burrito right now

I am listening to a song called "Open" right now.