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  1. Ultima Shadow
    SEE YA!

    I'm counting on you!
  2. Cless
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    BYE BYE Ultima Shadow! I'll try my best to ensure that you have 1000 user notes by the time you get back. OMF, I amSO drunk right now that it is unreal! Vodka = 1 million dead brain cells. Oh well, it's not as if I need them anyway!ROFL!!"212324716

    Ultima Shadow is TEH SEXORZ. That's why I like posting in his user notes.
  3. Ultima Shadow
    I love you too, Cless!

    Very well... I'l be leaving now. See ya all in 4 days!

    Oh, and I expect to have 1000+ usernotes when I return!

    Do NOT fail me this time!

    Bye!
  4. Cless
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    I've just entered my house. And who is the first person's user notes I go to. Why, only Ultima Shadow's!

    I'm VERY DRUNK AND AM ALSO VERY SILLY!

    When you're drunk, you don't care about status anymore. It's great! I am an EOFF person who doesn't post much, though I still have the decency to post in Ultima's user notes. Man, I haven't been this drunk in ages. I think if everyone got drunk all day, everyday; the world would be a better place. Although I'm drunk, I take the utmost care NOT to make spelling mistakes though.

    Everyone, I demand that you get drunk with me! I've had a big bottle of vodka tonight with my friend Jason, so please; GET DRUNK!!! It's how mankind will be enlightened.

    I just know I'm going to regret this in the morning, when I'm having a hangover. OH WELL! You don't know what you are missing!!!!5478329159123
  5. Psychotic
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    Oh gosh I thought we'd been through this before.
  6. Ultima Shadow
    No... not a giant worm... but I've always wanted to...

    All I have is a stupid hippo!!!
  7. Cybele
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    Have you ever ridden on a giant worm?
  8. Meat Puppet
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    It's about BLOODY time.
  9. Ultima Shadow
    I'll be off for 4 days since I'm going to travel 100,000 miles, riding on a hippo. I'll leave on friday...

    SEE YA!!!
  10. Ko Ko
    Yule - tea - mah Shay-Dow.
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October 30, 1988 (36)
About Ultima Shadow
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Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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The sexiest thing on earth.
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Waka Laka world
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Bake me a cake and I will shake, shake and shake!!! ;)
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FFV, FFIV, FFVIII, FFIX... I think. I honestly can't decide.
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I like... have teh overpowered charaorz with 9999999HP and stuff etc!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!
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I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM
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At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...


Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"



...but wait! Here comes the funny part:



Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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OHMAHGAWDWHATHEFEWK!?

by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.
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