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  1. I bet it did...

    Here we go! 700!

    Only 300 left...
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    I had a dream a rhino nibbled my testicles off and it hurt.
  3. No, not really.
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    I don't suppose you like jugglers by any chance, do you?
  5. *head-bangs like crazy*

    Move slowly
    Beyond the colors of my eyes
    Move slowly
    Into the corners of my mind
    Rising like the Pegasus
    Each and every one of us
    Released
    Islands in the sea of dreams
    Always searching harmony
    And peace

    All we find
    Reject our mind
    Don't you wonder why

    If the war by heavens gate released desire
    In the line of fire someone must have known
    That a human heart demands to be admired
    Cause in the Center of the Universe
    We are all alone

    Show me sign of paradise
    A place we all would like to go to
    Tell me what to sacrifice
    So there's a chance for me to want you

    All I find
    Reject my mind
    And I wonder why

    If the war by heavens gate released desire
    In the line of fire someone must have known
    That a human heart demands to be admired
    Cause in the Center of the Universe
    We are all alone

    I have a tale to be told won't you listen tonight
    Follow me into the core of the fountain of light
    Try to imagine that hope is our ship for the soul
    [Over the ocean the quest of your life lies ahead]
    Maybe together we'll find there's a place for us all
    [Follow the star in your mind, sail along sail along]

    If the war by heavens gate released desire
    In the line of fire someone must have known
    That a human heart demands to be admired
    Cause in the Center of the Universe
    We are all aloooooooone...

    Cause in the Center of the Universe
    We are all alone! :sing:
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    I don't think we can see each other anymore.
  7. No one is normal!!! *runs off crying*

    Faris... why did you put your nose in the yogurt? It's pretty disgussting... =/

    HELLO MO-NERCY!!!

    Wow! Starry is no longer newbie! Awesome!

    Psy... I found your toungh pretty lame...

    Oh, and by the way, Resha... I don't like to lick the floor. Not at all!
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    Why do you hide from me? I'm NORMAL, I say! >=/

    GOLLUM GOLLUMISM! <3
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    Hello. I am a newbie no more! *posts user note*
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    ROAROAR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
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About Ultima Shadow

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October 30, 1988 (36)
About Ultima Shadow
Real Name:
Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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The sexiest thing on earth.
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Waka Laka world
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Bake me a cake and I will shake, shake and shake!!! ;)
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Enslaving the smexy.
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Favorite Final Fantasy:
FFV, FFIV, FFVIII, FFIX... I think. I honestly can't decide.
FFXI Character Name:
I like... have teh overpowered charaorz with 9999999HP and stuff etc!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!
FFXIV Character Name:
I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM
...

At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...


Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"



...but wait! Here comes the funny part:



Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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OHMAHGAWDWHATHEFEWK!?

by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.
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