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  1. kikimm
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    Pirate Pie? Was he yours or mine, I don't remember!

  2. Psychotic
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    HE WAS JUST A NORMAL JANITOR NAMED HENRY BY DAY....

    ...BUT WHEN DANGER STRIKES, HE BECOMES HONG KONG PHOOEY!

    I can't remember the exact words so file a class act law suit against me. No srsly plzkthx asl.
  3. Ultima Shadow
    I was... 10 years ago... but not anymore. Now I'm just a normal turtle.
  4. Psychotic
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    Can I ask you a question? Are you Janet's janitor, Janice?
  5. Ultima Shadow
    The answere was:
    AWESOME BALDURS GATE 2 SOLO MAGE STRATEGY AGAINST DRAGONS AND OTHER TOUGH DUDES!
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    *poke*
  7. Meat Puppet
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    Commonly, a louse will survive 7 days off the scalp if it has just fed. Experts say 24 hours, but I have first hand experience that it is indeed 7 days.
  8. Ultima Shadow
    Sorry Psy. You where close but not completely correct.
  9. Psychotic
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    I'll guess you were talking about the doctor who lives in a skittle.
  10. Ultima Shadow
    Correct creature but what about the Time Stop and Shape Change? Guess again.
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October 30, 1988 (36)
About Ultima Shadow
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Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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The sexiest thing on earth.
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Bake me a cake and I will shake, shake and shake!!! ;)
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FFV, FFIV, FFVIII, FFIX... I think. I honestly can't decide.
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I like... have teh overpowered charaorz with 9999999HP and stuff etc!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!
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I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM
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At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...


Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"



...but wait! Here comes the funny part:



Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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OHMAHGAWDWHATHEFEWK!?

by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.
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