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    BLAST! Foiled again....

    I am constipated, I am selfish, I am wrong, I am right, i swear I'm right, swear I knew it all along!
  2. Everyone should check this out!!! http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=51071

    It got closed...
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    No it doesn't. Quit yer whining.
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    my tummy hirts
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    *glomp* FANGIRL
  6. Don't worry. I'll protect........... your money when you'r in jail.
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    I wonder if there'll be some powerful anti-User note figureheads soon; the likes of which will put me somewhere naughty people go.
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    I brought a packet of temporary tattoos once and when I went to put them on my buttocks I noticed that a fly had been squished and trapped between the plastic wrap and the tattoo. This came to me as it must be a factory incident. So I looked at the back and it said made in malaysia or somewhere. So, I went to Malaysia or somewhere, and found the factory that produced this product. I went inside and it had troutty doors made of wood and not gold. So I was looking for the manager and this Indian guy came up to me and he asked me if he could be of any assistance (in a malaysian accent) and I said yes I'm actually looking for the manager so away we went and then he turned around and said he was the manager and I said no, really? but you look so young and he said yeah, i am a quality individual thus why i am manager now and i said ah okay and then he told me how he was born on mars and i was like okay your crazy so I went away and there was the place called duck palace and I went inside and said can I have some duck and they said OKAY and gave me some duck and I gave them some money in exchange for the duck by they said my monkey was worthless so they called the Russian K.G.B so i ran away and rang the mafia but they were like who are you and I said i don't know i'm wearing my friends underpants and they were like oh and hung up so I went and then I ran and I was like where am I and some kid told me what town I'm in like they do on rpgs and I said okay wanna join my party and he said no and i said well can i buy one of your goats and he said okay and gave me a goat and i gave him some money and he said its not money and I said it is actually money and he said no and called the navy seals and also so I ran away some more and met my friend terminator who was like hey give me my underwear back and those pants to so I did and then I only had a shirt on and there was psy and I said psy but he didn't listen so i killed him too and went home.
  9. I like to scan bite bugs. *stares at the wall*
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    Oh that's right. I was thinking the whole way through, hey squall, don't go for gay Rinoa go for Selphie she's got a shorter skirt. Because we all now that he's messed up and all after that sexual encounter with his scar pal

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Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM
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At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...


Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"



...but wait! Here comes the funny part:



Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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OHMAHGAWDWHATHEFEWK!?

by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.
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