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Yesterday, 02:38 AM
Wooooo! Wait, how was it unexpected? You tripped and fell and now you own a house?
I'd still be FF obsessed if they had kept making FF games....
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Yesterday, 01:13 AM
She never was a "pure angel" in the Compilation. Advent Children is a short movie. There is no reason to show the Final Fantasy VII equivalent of a...
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02-12-2026, 08:52 PM
Alright, two is sufficient.
Now we just need to organise a time that works for me in Nicaragua, BoB in the UK(?), and Dr. Acula in NZ.
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02-12-2026, 08:50 PM
Wow, I guess you WILL own something! Congrats!
Gonna adopt a dog. That's mostly it, tbh.
Wife, dog, money problems.
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02-10-2026, 03:24 AM
Yeah, I'm hoping the general collapse of US hegemony will enable the world to segregate itself from the entrouttification caused by the inherent...
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02-09-2026, 11:49 PM
I came in here to make this exact same joke.
Proud of the fact I apparently haven't changed in 4 years.
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02-09-2026, 11:48 PM
Wait, there's birthday emails?
Wtf. I want a birthday email.
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02-09-2026, 11:46 PM
I got in a drunken fistfight with one of you outside a Chinese police station and still wear what become the second of three consecutive annual...
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02-09-2026, 11:44 PM
Up dog
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02-09-2026, 11:43 PM
Where's Pete For President? Y'all need some Dark Souls love in your life.
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02-09-2026, 11:29 PM
God damn it, Christmas!
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02-09-2026, 11:28 PM
I want to run Mythic Bastionland and World of Dungeons and possibly Stonetop if we can wrangle up some long haulers.
Sessions will be held over...
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02-09-2026, 11:22 PM
I've been chin deep in The Long Dark lately and it is EXACTLY up my alley.
Cold, slow, thoughtful, challenging but fair, player driven, quiet, OH...
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02-09-2026, 11:17 PM
I'm going to condense a 19-page haterage essay about reddit and social media and discord etc. into this simple concept:
I prefer forums like EoFF...
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02-09-2026, 11:05 PM
I'm in nicaragua now.
I continue my world tour of communist dictatorships.
How is life going your end?
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02-09-2026, 11:04 PM
I take full credit for getting this bad boy back up and running.
I didn't contribute or even participate or have any presence whatsoever.
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02-09-2026, 11:03 PM
I stand by that thread. It's one of my best.
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02-09-2026, 11:02 PM
I AM ALIVE.
AND, LIKE, PROBABLY GETTING MARRIED SOON.
HOW ARE YOU OMFG
- Date of Birth
- October 30, 1988 (37)
About Ultima Shadow
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- Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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- The sexiest thing on earth.
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- Bake me a cake and I will shake, shake and shake!!! ;)
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- Favorite Final Fantasy:
- FFV, FFIV, FFVIII, FFIX... I think. I honestly can't decide.
- FFXI Character Name:
- I like... have teh overpowered charaorz with 9999999HP and stuff etc!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!
- FFXIV Character Name:
- I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
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Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 06:52 PM
...
At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...
Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."
Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"
Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"
...but wait! Here comes the funny part:
Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"
Doc: "Well,
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Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 01:47 PM
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?
A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.