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  1. Ultima Shadow
    2500. Yay.
  2. Pike
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    *sings Waka Laka*
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    HEY ULTIMA SHADOW I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?
  4. NeoCracker
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    Wow, my story Idea involved a War of Gods as well.
    The question now is who's been spying on who to steal their Idea?

    Dun Dun Dunnnnn!
  5. Ultima Shadow
    Quote Originally Posted by FaErIuOs FArice
    ZOMBIE?!?!?!?
    PING-PONG!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Crackster
    What is this Sajf? is it edible?
    He's a demonic wraith-like fallen god from a stoty I've come up with. Originaly, there were other gods as well. But then there was this big, cool flashy war between all the gods because some of them got a bit too power-hungry.

    ...and Sajf just so happened to be the only survivor.

    Then some stuff happened etc. And a whole lot of Sajf's power was sealed away, and he didn't really like that very much etc. And then he lost this big war and got pissed off etc etc etc etc etc.




    Quote Originally Posted by Traffical Trafficing Traffic
    Have Sajf face something like a deity!
    Hmmm.... maybe. We'll see.
  6. Rocket Edge
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    Have Sajf face something like a deity!
  7. NeoCracker
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    What is this Sajf? is it edible?
  8. Faris
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    ZOMBIE?!?!?!?
  9. Ultima Shadow
    Quote Originally Posted by Christ+mass-s
    DID YOUR NEW YEAR WISH CAME TRUE?
    Nope. No universal dominance this year either.

    Quote Originally Posted by Traffical Trafficing Traffic
    How is Sajf keeping these days?
    He's in a bad mood, as usual. Nobody likes him. He's so lonely.

    Story-wise, I have absolutely no idea how he's supposed to be defeated. Since he's a fallen god, and none of those who are supposed to fight him are even demi-gods it wouldn't make sense if they defeated him. Yet, they have to... somehow.

    Also, I'm trying to come up with another "goal" for him. World domination and world destruction just aren't original enough. Almost all fantasy-villains tries to achive either of those.

    Quote Originally Posted by Faaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss
    YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!
    No, I'm just not dead. There's a difference.... NOT!!! LOLZOMFGROFL!!!
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    YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!
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Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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The sexiest thing on earth.
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Bake me a cake and I will shake, shake and shake!!! ;)
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FFV, FFIV, FFVIII, FFIX... I think. I honestly can't decide.
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I like... have teh overpowered charaorz with 9999999HP and stuff etc!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!
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I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM
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At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...


Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"



...but wait! Here comes the funny part:



Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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OHMAHGAWDWHATHEFEWK!?

by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.
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