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  1. PSYPSY EROTICA: TWELVE HOT VIRGIN PSYS JUST WAITING FOR YOUR CALL. calls cost several yen per hour psypsyerotica is not held responsible for any injuries involveing a walrus nacho cheese or the line-up of abba. thank you.
    What's the phone number?

    Mog: OMG WTF? lol WTF? WTF? sux0rz. :mog:
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    ...yen?

    Oh dear god...you're....you're...a wannabe-Japanese? NOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT CZECHIE! TAKE ME, I BEG, BUT SPARE CZECHIE!

    Actually nah, to hell with THAT guy
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    That's hot.

    PSYPSY EROTICA: TWELVE HOT VIRGIN PSYS JUST WAITING FOR YOUR CALL. calls cost several yen per hour psypsyerotica is not held responsible for any injuries involveing a walrus nacho cheese or the line-up of abba. thank you.
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    I'll shadow YOUR sword!
  5. Wow! Want to sleep with me baby? I have a very sexy bed... :joey:

    Mog: WTF? sux0rz WTF? lol lol lol lol lol OMG WTF? :mog:
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    Psychotic and the Abba - Take a Chance on Bees

    If you change your mind, I'm the first in line for your old mind. Damnit I want it!
    Ultima Shadow I'm still me!
    Take a chance on bees!
    If you need me, let me know, I'll jump off a bridge
    If you've got no teepee to go, if you're feeling kayak
    If you're all alone when the pretty birds (Since when were birds pretty? I'm worried about Abba) have flown
    Snorkles
    Take a chance on bees
    Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie. OK IT IS
    If you put me to the test I will fail just to spite you mwee that hee hee!

    Take a chance on Bees
    (Brackets?)
    Take a chance on Bees

    We can go exploding, we can go water-skiing on lava actually I guess that's lava-skiing, as long as we're together
    Listen to some people dying because you vomitted in their ears, maybe just talking, get to know your butter (THE BUTTER MENTIONED PREVIOUSLY IN YOUR NOTES)
    'Cos you know I've got A LOTTTTTTT OF MONEY
    This verse still has like, 5 lines to go. BALEETED.

    If you change your sheets, you won't be caught!
    THE PRISONERS ARE FREE
    Take a chance on bees
    If you need a phone to extract, go to Holland
    The sum of two lines of Abba:
    Honey is made by bees!
    Take a chance on Bees
    Gonna do my very best Apple and it ain't no pie
    Treasure Chest. Fly.

    Take a chance on Bees
    (Come on, give me a break or a cake or even a hake will do will you?)
    Take a chance on bees
    Ultima Shadow, this next part is for you:
    You don't wanna hurt me, baby don't worry, I ain't gonna let you [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
    Let me tell you now
    My love is strong enough to last when things are rough [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
    It's magic
    You say that I waste my time but I can't get you off my mind [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
    No I can't let go
    'Cos I love you so [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] (I left Abba's bit 'cause I wub you US!)


    VERSE OBLITERATED

    Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa (Actual lyrics)
    ...Abba were taken over by sheep at this point, I think.

    Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba - ba
    Sure. :mog:
  7. ...I'm SO lame.
    Yea, I think we all know THAT.
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    Lie-n's den!

    ...I'm SO lame.
  9. Look at the corner of Indonesia street and Indonesia Boulevard.
    LIES!!! That's a lie!!! Or is it? Isn't that a lie?
  10. Look at the corner of Indonesia street and Indonesia Boulevard.
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Googlism: "what is Ultima Weapon?" Ultima Weapon is amazing. Ultima Weapon is strongly recommended. Ultima Weapon is harder than omega weapon. Ultima Weapon is the keeper of immense knowledge and all things that are loud. Ultima Weapon is optional.
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I will just pretend that this is an additional, shiny, sexy title.
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Terribly bad joke of the week.

by Ultima Shadow on 10-13-2010 at 05:52 PM
...

At the hospital: a doctor and a female patient...


Doc: "Hmm, well... it looks like you'll soon have more than one mouth to feed."

Patient: "R-really, doc? Are you saying that...?"

Doc: "...Yup, you've got pinworms!"



...but wait! Here comes the funny part:



Patient: "What? Then... what should I do?"

Doc: "Well,

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OHMAHGAWDWHATHEFEWK!?

by Ultima Shadow on 09-18-2010 at 12:47 PM
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon?

A: None. Both sides look the same. Especially the left one.
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